Saturday, July 19, 2008

鴨評:嚴重警報 - 嬉皮笑臉直仔加衰 Agent

第一次出嚴重警報,因為真係好火滾;早兩日上咗北京,原本都無諗住要玩,但係早排同 Big Brother 啲網上交流中佢提過一間新中介叫 China Gay Star,話用過佢地係深圳叫仔,價錢OK同啲服務都唔差。大隻鵬上去睇過,個網站全英文,明顯做遊客生意,而且好多大陸啲大城市都有仔可以叫,不過睇過深圳嗰版其實又係嗰批熟口熟面,包哂好多魅力先生阿根入面啲仔,估計其實好似 HK Stud 咁,只係做介紹中介抽水。

其實咁都無乜問題,大隻鵬係北京嗰頁見到喱個49號,覺得唔錯,未試下打上北京個電話去問,接電話個一開聲就用英文,陰陽怪氣咁,用普通話佢都重講番話,直到我問佢識唔識講中文先好唔愿意轉返中央台,啲話氣已經好差。大隻鵬問佢話條仔做 top 得唔得,收幾多;當然佢答話點玩都得,叫價人仔800。都考慮咗一陣,最後諗住佢新開張未試下。

條仔真人其實好得 - 好壯,啲紋身係真,不過條J細咗啲,得4吋多啲;冲完涼問佢識唔識按摩,佢就嬉皮笑臉咁話自己有training,點知一開首就亂咁壓我條尾龍骨,搞到大隻鵬鬼死咁痛;咁算啦,轉過身同佢又啜奶又吹,搞咗十分鐘到先叫硬咗啲,諗住準備好比插完就放佢走,點知佢手機響,叫住佢唔好答佢都要起身接,重要走咗去洗手間,細聲講大聲笑咗成個字,立即無咗mood。

出嚟當然軟咗,重搞極都起唔返,問佢點算,佢就話自己係零;咁好吖,大隻鵬未話不如我插你,點知用小小手指都鬼殺咁嘈叫痛;咁問佢算點呢,佢就傻笑咁話自己係直,多數經喱間中介接外國同香港客,一般打下飛機就了事,無我咁多要求喎。佢其實係想甩身,咁明知再搞都無用,比咗500人仔叫佢馬上走。

跟住打返去個皮條 complain,佢又係用英文答我啲普通話,又話大隻鵬啲普通話差佢聽唔明,嗰時我已經把幾火,開始鬧佢亂送條直仔嚟,點知佢夠胆答話條仔可能覺得大隻鵬樣衰所以硬唔起,跟住就收線!其實條仔唔得都係另一回事,真係未試過比啲皮條閙返轉頭。大隻鵬以後就唔會用喱間 agent,入咗黑名單,大家小心啲用囉。

打分:
整體: 0/5 (嚴重警報,個中介啲態度直情負數)
身裁: 3.5/5
樣貌: 3.5/5
硬度: 0/5
交戲: 0/5
專業: 0/5
價錢: 0/5 (叫800,最後500人仔打發佢走)

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

有冇搞錯。其實有問題,大家商量個解決辦法,雙贏;咁既態度就肯定反臉。

Anonymous said...

Hi,there.
You are very kind to them and they do not know doing it in reciproacy. If I were you, I would ask the agent to replace him and just give this duck pennies for traffice expanses. It waste your time. It is too disguise.

Anonymous said...

這樣賤格的皮條,真沒見過,這段時間嚴打,不如報公安把它們一併拉掉吧!其實這樣表現不用給他500,只需給他車費叫他走就行了!

Anonymous said...

Hi,there. do you still get a friend whom is policeman. If it is, just ask you friend to make a call to the agent and the duck will do whatever you want and he will give you the best service. You may enjoy a tight ass of a new deput. hehe.....

大隻鵬 said...

大家知道就算啦.. 佢地啲仔其他網站都有, 我以後都唔會用.

Anonymous said...

I almost called them 2 weeks ago when I was in Beijing for a night! But are there any good "duck heads" to call?

大隻鵬 said...

HK Stud 有啲北京仔, 本地我喱排用多咗有間叫雪狼王朝, 去我北方啲鴨評揾得到

Anonymous said...

試過搞佢地上海個鴨頭, 買乜無乜, 好似好有問題